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Showing posts with label my dry humor. Show all posts

Jan 5, 2010

...aahhhhhh, calgon take me away!!!!


(snuggely, buggley bunny slippers)
...did you ever have one of those days that you just felt ~ off? You know, the kind of day that if somebody looked at you mean in the grocers ~  you'd just cry for no explainable reason other than because you thought
they didn't like you?!
and you slowly walk away
  clutching your coffee health bar crunch ice cream
and bag o' salty chips
(along with those other things you actually needed!)
thinking, how could they not like me, what did I do ?!
 as your heading towards the checkout
where the girl behind the counter says
I'm closed!
and so now I'm thinking
is there toilet paper stuck to my shoe? or what?!
and as you're finally loading you bags into the back of the car
some old fart superspeads by you, hitting that pot hole
that has a puddle of water in it,
and gets your favorite jeans all WET!!!
and then, on the way home
an extremely rude driver, completely cuts you off
and you had to SLAM on the brakes
so hard, your tub of ice cream
flew out of the bag and rolled somewhere
under the seat
and your thinking...
I hope the lid didn't come off!!!!!
well,
I had that kind of day!
and after dinner is cooked, and all the homework is finished and the dishes are done
you can find me in a tub FULL of bubbles,
eating my fuzzy
coffee health bar crunch ice cream
thinking to myself,
calgon...take me away
(or in this case...ben & jerry!!)
xo




Dec 11, 2009

dance sugarplum fairy ~....DANCE!


One of my favorite commercials at the moment is Radio Shacks, were a dude is dressed as a sugarplum fairy and is dangling from a string! He says, dance, sugarplum fairy...dance! (I know, it's  my dry english humour!)
But ~
Sometimes, don't you just feel like that in life? You know, where everyone pretty much just thinks your the one to do it all?! And no matter how fast you "dance" there's just never enough time to get it all done!
 So dear friends, there are two weeks left until Christmas,  ~... DANCE!!!

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