...welcome to the land of odds
an enchanted place where you just never know
just what IS going on behind that lace curtain!!
c-u-r-i-o-u-s??
let's draw back the curtain
and discover what is in store for us today!!
shall we??!
~ miss muffet ~
a modern day fairytale...
the beautiful miss muffet
sits upon her elegant lace tuffet
enjoying her hand churned ice cream,
pondering what to do constructive with her day...
when
along came mr. posh spider
and politely asks
if he could sit down beside her,
if he promises
NOT
to frighten her away...
miss muffet thought for a moment or two
wellll...i suppose it wouldn't hurt to visit with you
as she confidently tosses her curls his way ~
and thinks:
"after all, i've just finished with my self defense lesson for the day
and,
perhaps it might be nice
to have a little different company ~ okay!"
so she offers him a few bites of her frozen treat
to which in turn he tells her
"the delicious flavor simply could not be beat!"
miss muffet responded with
"oh, how utterly sweet!"
and leaned in to place a small kiss upon his furry cheek
(she was mostly curious about the softness of his sparkly, gray fur!!)
but she came to quickly realize ~
mr. posh spidey had more than hearts in his eyes
and that was waaayyy more than what this P.Y.T. wanted to give!
((pretty young thing))
so she reached down for a can of her secret weapon...
which was never very far
out of her reach.
and being a girl in this modern day,
i think we can all agree
that there are still "creepers" that need to be kept at bay!
she coyly inquires
"aaahhh, mr. posh spider,
have you ever seen stars in your eyes?!!!!
acting very swiftly,
for the situation had gotten quite tricky,
he immediately recoiled his inappropriate affection ~
not really craving that sort of bug spray sensation
and asked her to beg his pardon straight away!!
miss muffet said coolly
"not a problem,
i'm sure it was the sugar rush from the ice cream along with the heat of the day!"
shall we instead, just be friends?
to which he agrees would be best in the end
and is grateful to have narrowly escaped such tragedy that day!!
now i'm sure you may wonder
what became of miss muffet and mr. posh spider?
so to satiate your curiosity
i shall continue their story from there,
they became the bestest of buds
and sometime later during that same year,
they decided to put their heads together
and open a business of beautiful frozen treats.
as mr. spidey was loaded,
and miss muffet,
well,
she was insanely gifted with delightful ideas
that truely needed to be tasted and seen!
so they started a very successful line
of frozen bottle sculptures
~ petite roses frozen in wine ~
and can you believe , are booked solid until the end of 2029?!
which is a very long time in spidey years :)
well my dears ~
that's it and that's all
another modern day fairytale resolved
do come again
and stay for awhile
in the land that dreams come true...
until then
mr. posh spidey bids you all...
"adieu"!!
sharing this fairytale with
Faded Charm's: White Wednesday
here's to modern day fairytales!
