...aahhhhhh, calgon take me away!!!!

(snuggely, buggley bunny slippers)

...did you ever have one of those days that you just felt ~ off? You know, the kind of day that if somebody looked at you mean in the grocers ~  you'd just cry for no explainable reason other than because you thought

they didn't like you?!

and you slowly walk away

  clutching your coffee health bar crunch ice cream

and bag o' salty chips

(along with those other things you actually needed!)

thinking, how could they not like me, what did I do ?!

 as your heading towards the checkout

where the girl behind the counter says

I'm closed!

and so now I'm thinking

is there toilet paper stuck to my shoe? or what?!

and as you're finally loading you bags into the back of the car

some old fart superspeads by you, hitting that pot hole

that has a puddle of water in it,

and gets your favorite jeans all WET!!!

and then, on the way home

an extremely rude driver, completely cuts you off

and you had to SLAM on the brakes

so hard, your tub of ice cream

flew out of the bag and rolled somewhere

under the seat

and your thinking...

I hope the lid didn't come off!!!!!

well,

I had that kind of day!

and after dinner is cooked, and all the homework is finished and the dishes are done

you can find me in a tub FULL of bubbles,

eating my fuzzy

coffee health bar crunch ice cream

thinking to myself,

calgon...take me away

(or in this case...ben & jerry!!)

xo